Troll's Wonderhome

1:55pm: I Hate NATO Day
Grr.

Okay, last week, Bulgaria got into NATO. Great! Good for them. Maybe the US will give them bombs to drop on someone or something. (Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned, NATO's got a dubious lifespan these days: alliances without a clear conception of threat and all that, y'see.) Okay. Great.

They have a bunch of big celebrations for it an all. Wonderful!

They get scantily clad dancers to gyrate locally to celebrate it. Whatever.

They play "Ode to Joy" in Sofia to celebrate it. Hey, snazzy.

They have a national holiday. Cool.

The university cafe is closed and I can't get a sandwich or coffee or anything last Friday.

Ma, get mah gun. I'm-ah goin' to Brussels. GODDAMN NATO! Some things go too far...

2:04pm: I dun caught me another!
Mah! Get out mah kettle! Another wun o' these heah students has dun plag-i-arized!

Now, the sad thing is, whenever one of these weasely students plagiarizes, I get an image in my head. I saw Secret Window recently, and loved it. So now, I see John Shooter pop up and say in my head, "You stoll mah storeh" whenever one of these ijits plagiarizes.

Maybe I could beat the student in the head with a shovel and bury 'em in a corn field. Beats the Dean's List!